what chuk did.

Yes, Kele,

I’m hoping for a miracle.

Jul 31st

I could have got lost

in Liz Fox’s eyes. Luckily, I’m still here.

Jul 31st

I've always thought

you were a prick. now I know for sure.

Jul 30th

I'm almost never

out of the woods.

Jul 30th

F**k you, Apple.

why don’t you MacBook Touch my arse.

Jul 29th

I must have just wasted

a load of time filling out pointless forms.

Jul 29th

this day

could not have been more shit. here’s why.

Jul 29th

Where are you,

GOD? Show yourself.

Jul 28th

I should count myself

lucky to have friends like these.

Jul 28th

Being a temporary Economist

makes me want to be a permanent one.

Jul 28th

Laurence Fiole

is a woman. A French woman, to be exact.

Jul 28th

nath: Clocks for times when time doesn’t really matter. ...

Jul 28th

I've got to

get out of this place.

Jul 27th

I've watched it again;

Marissa didn’t have to die.

Jul 26th

Let it be said

that I will never give up on You. I couldn’t if I tried.

Jul 26th

Tonight

is the night Marissa dies again.

Jul 26th

Actually,

I can’t blame VICE or Kern. It was all me. I’m sorry - really.

Jul 24th

Vice Magazine

& Richard Kern helped me make a big mistake. Lord, I’m sorry.

Jul 24th

“You are a fever You are a fever You ain’t born...”
— The Kills | U.R.A Fever

Jul 24th

There's so much

to do in Japan and I want the ultimate experience.

Jul 23rd

Take each

minute as it comes. Leave the rest to God.

Jul 23rd

Whatever happens,

happens. But this will be my summer soundtrack.

Jul 23rd

Today is the day.

It better had be, because I don’t know if I can do this any more…

Jul 23rd

Alive before midday:

it’s a holiday miracle!

Jul 23rd

I'd watch the football

if only for eScala! BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT!

Jul 22nd

I could never

be a teacher. I just haven’t got the patience.

Jul 22nd

Just like that,

the plot unravelled into nothing. what will I do now?

Jul 22nd

Writing it down

makes me feel less ALONE.

Jul 22nd

I miss

my FRIENDS. Well, just three in particular.

Jul 22nd

More bullsh*t.

when will someone give me a CHANCE?

Jul 22nd

I miss

the smell of LDN.

Jul 22nd

F**k you.

I will not be spoken to like a Jew circa Nazi Germany.

Jul 22nd

Forget Love,

MUSIC changes everything.

Jul 22nd

Another day...

and still no DOLLAR. but hope remains.

Jul 22nd

Then, from nowhere,

a tiny glimmer of HOPE.

Jul 21st

Time to get

back on track. enough is enough.

Jul 21st

If I get through this

It will be the greatest miracle of my life.

Jul 21st

The Ruby Suns

have helped uncover cultural roots I never knew I had.

Jul 21st

F**k it,

I’ll just watch movies & PARTIE TRAUMATIC ALL DAY LONG!

Jul 21st

I had no idea

that I was going to be made to be an unpaid RECEPTIONIST in my own home.

Jul 21st

At 3AM,

we just had a power cut; I only wish it lasted FOREVER.

Jul 21st

If I'd had

some SELF CONTROL the first place, I probably wouldn’t be in this place.

Jul 20th

Sometimes,

I just need to hear the sound of his voice and I get PISSED OFF.

Jul 20th

Shit,

tomorrow is catching up to me, which means facing up to my RESPONSIBILITIES.

Jul 20th

I wonder if

she’s on me. coz I think i’m on HER.

Jul 20th

“Am I right in saying that the phrase ‘pimp my...”
— David Mitchell on Would I Lie...

Jul 20th

I'm not so much

tired from a lack of sleep as a lack of hope.

Jul 20th

““It’s friday night and ain’t got nobody,...”
— Black Kids | Hurricane Jane

Jul 19th

I've made a list

of things that are worrying me. It’s eleven items long at the moment.

Jul 19th

The night-time

is my marijuana. it makes me not give a damn about tomorrow.

Jul 19th

I think I've found a girl

i can take home to my parents. but my dad hates hers!

Jul 19th

Apparently,

the secret to getting away with not doing things is to offer to do them in the first place.

Jul 19th

I will front

no longer; i’m crapping myself about it now.

Jul 19th

I'm gonna take

one last dive into this denouement.

Jul 19th

Holga,

They couldn’t find your MEDICINE (120mm ISO 400 film). You shall remain some more days in your...

Jul 19th

I think today,

HOLGA will climb out of her long-lasting coma.

Jul 19th

I should have

stuck to what I know in the first place.

Jul 19th

Why do all the

Hot girls have boyfriends who I actually LIKE?

Jul 19th

Good morning,

Third Leg.

Jul 19th

Unable to hack

the rather slow denouement of the novel I’m reading, I’ve opted to polish the rocket...

Jul 19th

Curling up

with a good book sometimes makes up for not having a lover. yeah right.

Jul 19th

““Some people think of Jeremy Kyle as just being a...”
— Angus Deayton on Would I Lie...

Jul 19th

I don't care

what you say, SUPERMALT is a timelessly refreshing drink.

Jul 19th

I hate few things more

than people who mess you about.

Jul 18th

I never thought

I’d say this, but being “BLACK” does not suit me. I am proud of what God made me,...

Jul 18th

Nadrilla,

(I’m sorry if I’ve spelt your name wrong.) I hope we meet again soon. you’re...

Jul 18th

I can't remember

the last time I was attracted to a black girl. Today I met three that I definitely...

Jul 18th

I think I like

the Last.fm makeover. It’s fresh and business-like.

Jul 18th

Listening

to my brother makes me want to THROW UP. I’ve never met anyone so stupid and so easily-led.

Jul 18th

If things

don’t change VERY soon, I can kiss summer goodbye.

Jul 18th

I have a feeling

that SnagFilms might change my LIFE.

Jul 18th

I'm in a movie

called FEAR & LOATHING in Sawbo.

Jul 18th

Shay Kenny.

If you live by the knife, then by the KNIFE also shall you perish.

Jul 18th

I would love

to have a chat with the late HUNTER S. THOMPSON over red wine and a cigarette.

Jul 18th

My brain always wants

to do things systematically. but somewhere along the line, those things seem to get Lost in...

Jul 18th

I'm in love

with a girl named HOLGA. and we haven’t even been properly introduced yet.

Jul 18th

I'm on a riiiide

FAST going nowhere.

Jul 18th

Please, please, please,

turn my world upside-down. preferably by next week.

Jul 18th

Dear God,

I still wanna quit and do the right thing. I just don’t know how.

Jul 18th

I can't wait

till my golden holga is in business.

Jul 17th

I am

in desperate need of an early night.

Jul 17th

I want to do

a fashion photoshoot with a couples theme. where the man and woman wear items of each other’s...

Jul 17th

I am

a fugitive. but I don’t know who I’m running away from.

Jul 17th

Disconnected Body Rich (via richard.davis) That’s...

Jul 14th

I’ve always been intrigued by ‘market...

Jul 12th

According to the saying, every cloud has one of these. I...

Jul 10th

I need to stop letting myself down. flat tire (via...

Jul 9th

When I close my eyes and dream about my future - family,...

Jul 8th

Troglodyte:

someone who lives or dwells in a cave. That’s ME! Some call it a bedroom, but I call it my...

Jul 8th

Dear God.

I’m sorry that I just did the thing that Ipromised you I wasn’t going to do. I still...

Jul 7th

The Older Woman.

I’ve always been attracted to older women, but usually I set an age limit up around the 40...

Jul 6th

Retrospectacles.

I find it interesting how, whenever I think of a memory or look back retrospectively at an event...

Jul 5th

Extreme Politics.

My family home is ruled by a dictatorship regime. Not even the television is open to voting and it...

Jul 3rd

Who stole my mojo?

There used to be a time where I could walk into a room and not care too much about who was in there...

Jul 2nd

Au Natural.

There’s something quite liberating and adventurous about going commando. Call it disgusting if...

Jul 2nd

Bread & Butter.

When it comes to the above, it has to be the end slices of a good crusty Warburton’s loaf,...

Jul 1st

Last night.

Last night, I found a fly in my pasta. I had the urge to go to the top of a mountain - or just any...

Jul 1st